Groundbreaking "innovation" from Apple: a phone that costs more than a solid laptop.

⚠️ It’s become painfully obvious that Apple stopped being an innovative company years ago and quietly transformed into a phone factory. The iPhone is their cash cow, their golden goose, their entire business model in a shiny aluminum shell.

For fiscal years 2024 and 2025 (and already looking that way for 2026), the iPhone accounts for more than half of Apple’s total revenue. Ever since, Steve Jobs, the only guy who actually had ideas, "left the building", the strategy has been simple and shameless: 

🚩 Just keep releasing more phones. 

🚩 Slightly different cameras, slightly different sizes, slightly more expensive. 

🚩 Innovation optional.

👎 So welcome, iPhone Duo (1.0) and see you again in 15 years with the iPhone Duo 18 . . . right before they unveil the "revolutionary" iPhone Trio!

🚀 Meanwhile, Elon will have already launched a personal robot that cooks your dinner, drives you to the gym, diagnoses your health, fixes your mood, and, btw, handles your telepathy video calls . . . all inside a city Elon built from scratch.

🍎 And Apple? Still chanting "Think Different." 

Just, don’t think too different, or you’ll realize Apple is selling you the same polished rectangle since 2007!